tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
mom: amazons flying delivery drone is here with your package
me: what the fuck
i’m half a man at best
with half an
in my chest
i miss everything we do
i’m half a
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad