MANAGING A COMPLEX

I am Melody, eighteen, American...

I drown my life out on this website as well as in Aaron Tveit's hair and also musicals.

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

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co-deine:

Disney channel nasty, I know he wasn’t finna eat her pussy outside and his daddy was home. Disrespectful ass dog b.

(Source: DisneyTangles, via nachonegrojasmine)

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

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legains:

If you had sex today I hate you.

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spirkcantwerk:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

ommfghiddleston:

George of the Jungle

I own this brilliant movie on VHS.

I’m surprised tumblr doesn’t love this movie more. It’s gold

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troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

(Source: crashingwavesroaringthunder, via nachonegrojasmine)

tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [x]

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“There are several rooms in my mind palace that are not fit for public consumption”

—   

Benedict Cumberbatch (via admiralsushishin)

same.

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sosuperawesome:

Dr. Seuss inspired needle felted terrarium jewellery by 358studio

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saccys:

smooth

saccys:

smooth

(Source: buttsandbarbells, via nachonegrojasmine)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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standardwhore:

fappuclno:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

prolapsing my colon

i am legit crying

standardwhore:

fappuclno:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

prolapsing my colon

i am legit crying

(Source: thelonelyloner, via thequeenofcarvenstone)